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Spring Break: The Numbers

02.29.04 (8:47 am) [edit]

I'm washing my pants and trying for some sort of closure. Here goes.

Pages of [i]Native Son [/i](still unfinished) read: 360
Miles driven: 345
Dollars spent: 96
Hours of [i]The Sims [/i]played: 25
Blog entries written: 12
Job applications turned in: 8
Beatles CDs rediscovered: 8
Times Prince CD listened to: 5
Friends visited: 4
People from high school talked to: 4
Loads of laundry done: 4
Inches of hair removed: 3.5
Fits of self-loathing: 3
Antonio Banderas movies watched: 2
Nights in bed before 4 a.m.: 2
Conjugal visits: 2
Nervous breakdowns: 1
Essays written: 0

I'm going back this afternoon. I have mixed feelings on the subject. Anyway, better check on those pants.

Listening to: I Found Out by John Lennon

posted by: rocketboots522 (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:22 pm)

You might want to delete this comment later: But now that your hair is short and such, it's REALLY REALLY cute and lustable when it's all tousled.

Me-owwwwww.

posted by: churchofmadlove (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:24 pm)

Why would I want to delete it? Because if this is you wanting me to delete the comment, I have no idea how.

posted by: rocketboots522 (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:26 pm)

I'm just saying, when the hair eventually grows out you're going to long for the days where I thought your hair made you look pounceable.

Long hair = pulling hairs out of mouth.

posted by: churchofmadlove (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:28 pm)

Try pulling pubic hair out of your mouth and then get back to me, dear.

posted by: rocketboots522 (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:29 pm)

you insert a penis in your mouth, and then we'll talk.

posted by: churchofmadlove (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:30 pm)

OK, you win.

posted by: churchofmadlove (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:31 pm)

I'm glad you think my hair is cute, though. Especially now that you've tousled it to the point where I look like Kramer from Seinfeld. If that's good for you, I guess I really can't complain.

posted by: rocketboots522 (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:34 pm)

It does not look like Kramer. Though I do miss the Wayne Kramerness of its early incarnation.

Speaking of enjoying you, let's go upstairs and enjoy one another, if you get my drift.

posted by: churchofmadlove (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:35 pm)

I'm not going to argue with that. Don't you like how we broadcast our sex life over the Internet? That question is for the readers.

posted by: rocketboots522 (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:36 pm)

You and I both know that we're going to come up there and HER is going to be reading Online Comics.

So it's more of wishful thinking than actual plans.

posted by: churchofmadlove (reply)
post date: 03.01.04 (6:38 pm)

OK, true. For future reference, when I say "sex life" I mean "flagrantly unrealistic sexual fantasies born of constant frustration."